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At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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