is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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