chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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