Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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