yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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