Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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