i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize
