I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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