Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
It's blow job season.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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