My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I could fuck to npr.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Pants are for mortals
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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