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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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