its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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