Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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