i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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