Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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