I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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