do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
birth control should be required to get into college
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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