And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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