Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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