Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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