Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize