What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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