I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My dick has a subreddit
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
