Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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