we're blogging at a bar
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Is it because I queefed?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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