If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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