I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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