: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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