Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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