is your mom at the bar?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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