either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
So much rum. So many feels.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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