oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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