I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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