ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
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