Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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