what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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