There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
