somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
we made out on top of his cat.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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