So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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