can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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