oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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