This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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