theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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