Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
