I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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