hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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