You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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