You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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