I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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