I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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