Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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