I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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