He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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