i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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