no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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