and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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