I want to make a zoo with you.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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